This happened about 2 weeks ago, it was a friday night and i get a call from my friend Tim asking if i wanted to go to a friends house party. So i told him i would drive us because i didn't want to drink tonight. So two more people grabbed a ride with me, my girlfriend and our other buddy Kev. So off we go to the party around 8 pm and its pretty packed. I had bad feeling when we walked up to a loud house, put we went in. An hour passed and the party is still packed, i try to look and find friends because im not drunk and driving their asses home so i wanted to check up real fast. My girl didnt drink she is with me, i see kev and he looks ok, not too drunk. Now im looking for Tim for a few minutes finally i here him screaming and being roudy. My girl whispered in my ear if i could drop her home real fast so i told the guys im runnin out for a bit, Kev runs up and he wants to come along so why not.
We start the drive and after 10 min i get a call from this kid jake saying I gotta jet and get back here because Tim was wasted and so drunk he was being loud and bothering everyone. So i drove a bit fast and here we go, finally back. Me and Kev get out we parked a few houses down, ofcourse walking our way infront of us are two cops. We walk up driveway and they walk behind, so ofcourse, " Wait up guys lets have a talk."
" What you guys doing here"
"Oh officer just here t pick up our friend"
" Whats his name?"
" Tim, sir "
"of lets get your names and numbers and you can go get your friends."
So we had to give them up so we did. At same time kids saw cops outside and they all hid, but what the dumbasses dont no is that the cops have seen them and are flashing the flashlight at the windows at kids saying," We see you guys, hahaha "
he told us to go head and leave so we did.
Cop goes in and they aske out loud who in here is under 18 ? And of course blacked out tim raises his hand as he is stumbling around. Cop asked for ID so tim pulls his wallet out and gives him his 19 year old ID with full confidence. The Cops see Tim and start laughing in his face.
My phone ring!!
"Hello"
" come back and get your friend Tim NOW!!"
"ok sir"
we pull up and get out, what do we see? The cops holding Tim up because he cant walk and they are laughing.
"Get his ass home and in bed, thanks"
" thank you so much officer, have a good night"
It took him home and got him into bed, he didnt throw up atleast, till the morning hahahaha.
It was a close call and a long night, but we found TIM!!!
Monday, March 21, 2011
College Life
The day starts early and 4 college kids wake up, nothing to do that day so they start the day early by getting the munchies and piggin out for a few hours. They were bored at there house because they have all been playing xbox NBA 2K11 and it is the most addicting game ever. Then they all decide to try to organize a game of basketball at their school, Chesnut Hill College. So they call their boys up, after a million calls because every kid is a lazy piece of shit, finally they found another 4 to come play. So they sleep for a few more hours till 6:30 pm came around and they got up to get dressed for basketball. So they start driving and on the way they decide to stop, Guess for what? the dam munchies again. Whats new the 4 lazy college kids are hungry again so why not stop at McDonalds.
They pull in to the drive through
"hello can i take your order"
" yea hold up"
After about 10 minutes of the four retards who are a tad slow at the time, they finally order.
" um ill take a McDouble, ahhhhhhhh chicken sandwich, the one on the dollar menu, actually make that 10 Mcdoubles and 4 chicken all from the dollar menu. Oh wait and ill take 4 fries, one's for a dollar, and couple apple pies if you can, thanks"
Now thats a freakin order from a car full of kids with the dam munchies.
So they proceed to the ball court where there meeting the other kids to play a pick up game. Its only about 4 blocks away and they managed to eat everything they had ordered. The got to the court licking there fingers and ready to play. The other kids are on the court getting ready, so lets get going.
The game starts, well call the kids we are fallowing team 1 and others 2, lets try to call this one a game. They shoot for first and start to play, about 3 min in most of the players are hufffin and puffin and holding on to some sore body part, this game lasted 20 min and 2 or 3 kids managed to get hurt too.
All that long day of planning and prep and these kids played 23 min of bball, then went home and chilled out once again, this is college!!!
They pull in to the drive through
"hello can i take your order"
" yea hold up"
After about 10 minutes of the four retards who are a tad slow at the time, they finally order.
" um ill take a McDouble, ahhhhhhhh chicken sandwich, the one on the dollar menu, actually make that 10 Mcdoubles and 4 chicken all from the dollar menu. Oh wait and ill take 4 fries, one's for a dollar, and couple apple pies if you can, thanks"
Now thats a freakin order from a car full of kids with the dam munchies.
So they proceed to the ball court where there meeting the other kids to play a pick up game. Its only about 4 blocks away and they managed to eat everything they had ordered. The got to the court licking there fingers and ready to play. The other kids are on the court getting ready, so lets get going.
The game starts, well call the kids we are fallowing team 1 and others 2, lets try to call this one a game. They shoot for first and start to play, about 3 min in most of the players are hufffin and puffin and holding on to some sore body part, this game lasted 20 min and 2 or 3 kids managed to get hurt too.
All that long day of planning and prep and these kids played 23 min of bball, then went home and chilled out once again, this is college!!!
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